"i think im a missing person"

What are these shenanigans

OK, now to quickly sum up the article.

Guy goes missing in canoe accident.

Wife claims life insurance.

Guy has been spotted living with his wife for the last 5 years.

Guy "reappears" 5 years later.

Guy claims he knows nothing about it and is suffering from amnesia.

An interesting story if nothing else.

personally I think if any of it is true he has spent the last 5 years in immense pain. Thus all of this can be explained because his brain suppressed the memory.
Now, if I don't pretend to have any common sense, I can quite happily say the whole thing stinks of tom foolery.

Edit: The wife came clean and told the police that the whole thing was a setup to get out of thousands of pounds of debt.

bah!

This post was oridginally going to be a rant about people complaining about that single DVD in a pack of 100 that doesn't work.

I couldn't really put my rant into words that could be comprehensible to the rest of the population so i'll just say this to those people.

fuck you.

Anyway, now thats out the way i'd like to say what this blog isn't. this blog isn't a place for those who like to guess what sort of person I am. I Don't need someone who doesn't even know me to try and tell me what sort of person I am from my blog posts. First person who tries to say I'm an angry guy who just needs to be more open will be told poiltely that they are WRONG.

Seriously guys, go do something useful with your life.

Like removing yourself from the gene pool.